Overheard in Champaign

Nuggets from a conversation between two desi undergrads at Evo’s in Champaign:
“… yaar, why are people so fucked up in practice?”
“… I’ve been pushed before man, I know what that’s like.” (funnier if you imagine a 5 ft 2 pretender with his mouth stuffed with Indonesian fried rice, saying this)
“… dude she doesn’t want you [...]

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